now i have recently been sent loads of scams, god knows wat site i signed upto to get em, but i have the emails, and now cos im gettin so many i have decided to send them replies, just to up lift my mood and just see what they say, i think everyone should reply saying any random stuff and we can all laugh at the replies.

here are my 2 i have done today

email:

Microsoft Award Team
20 Craven Park, Harlesden
London NW10,United Kingdom.
Batch number: 12/25/0340
Reff number: MSN-L/200-26937
Winning number: YM09788


Microsoft Award Notification

This is to inform you that you have won a prize money of FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND POUND(£500,000.00) for the New Edition 2008 Lottery promotion which is organized by YAHOO LOTTERY INC & WINDOWS LIVE.YAHOO & MICROSOFT WINDOWS, collects all the email addresses of the people that are active online, among the millions that subscribed to Yahoo and Hotmail we only select five people every Month as our winners through electronic balloting System without the winner applying, we congratulate you for being one of the people selected.

PAYMENT OF PRIZE AND CLAIM

You are to contact your Claims Agent with immediate effect to faciliate the protocol of your winning prized before the date of Claim, Winners Shall be paid in accordance with his/her Settlement Centre Prize must be claimed not later than 15 days from date of Draw Notification after the Draw date in which Prize has won. Any prize not claimed within this period will be forfeited.

These are your identification numbers:

Batch number...................12/25/0340
Reff number.......................MSN-L/200-26937
Winning number...................YM09788

To begin your claim please contact our licensed and accredited agent assigned to you

Mr. Terry Martins
(VERIFICATION DEPARTMENT MANAGER)
Email: msnterrymartins13@hotmail.com
Email: msnterrymartins14@hotmail.com
Tel: +44 703-197-1437
Fax: +44 870 471 6651

You are therefore advised to send the following information to the claims agent to facilitate them and in order for them to have access in proceeding with the tranaferred of your funds to your nominated bank
account.

1. Full name............
2. Country..............
3. Contact Address........
4. Telephone Number.......
5. Marital Status.........
6. Occupation............
7. Company..............
8. Age....................

Msn Lottery Prize must be claimed not later than 15 days from date of Draw Notification after the Draw date in which Prize has won. Any prize not claimed within this period will be forfeited.

Congratulations!! once again.

Yours in service,

Mr. Scott Henn.
(Operation Manager)


now i sent a simple reply to them back saying:

check will be fine just send it to my address, im guessing you have it because no twat would be stupid enough to be doing a REAL sweepstakes if they didnt have your adress and just your email adress, because if they didnt, you dont know how much of a cunt that makes them......a fucking big one





also got this email:

FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA
Special Duties/Logistics Department
FOREIGN CONTRACT PAYMENT BUREAU
Spear Heading Nigeria Debt Reconciliation Unit
39 Grace church Street Victoria Island Lagos-Nigeria.




Attn: Sir/Ma ,




This message is based on the letter United State Government received from the International Monetary Funds Agency (I.M.F) and the G8 Summit headed last regarding the settlement of all our contractors / beneficiaries debt, that is why the Secretary of the United State of America have decided to personally monitor this payment and make sure all U.S.A citizen and other related contractors/beneficiary that are concern received there payment without any
delay.




I, The Senate President ,Federal Republic of Nigeria, Sen. David Mark(GCFR) and the Governor of Cen Bank Of Nigeria, Prof Charles Soludo in Conjunction with the Board Of Directors , Sen., Ifeanyi Ararume held a meeting last week concerning contract payment , both foreign and local contractors and some inheritance funds.




On going through contractors file yesterday, we discovered that your file was dumped untreated, so at this juncture, we apologize for the delay of your contract payment and please stop communicating with any office now and attention to the appointed office below for you to receive your payment accordingly.



Now you’re new Payment Reference No.-35460021, Allocation No: 674632 Password No : 339331 , Pin Code No: 55674 and your Certificate of Merit Payment No : 103 , CBN Released Code No: 0763; Immediate Telex confirmation No: -1114433; Secret Code No: XXTN013, Having received these vital payment number , therefore You are qualified now to received and confirm Your payment with the Federal Government of Nigeria immediately within the next 24hrs .



Now you are directed to contact the Office of the Paymaster General Dr. Mike Obih immediately so that he will pay you and fax you the payment Copy Slip and also you should reconfirm your Banking Details, Secret Code No: which is (XXTN013), this is to avoid mistake while transferring your overdue contract payment to you today .



Contact Person:



Dr. Mike Obih the Paymaster General, Private Email: ( dr.mikeobih@live.com ) Contact him now and inform him that you received a message from the Senate President Federal Republic Of Nig, Instructing you to contact him for immediate release of your contract payment and forward your Details to his office such as:



1) Your Full Name:
2) Phone, Fax And Mobile:
3) Company Name, (if any) Position And Address:
4) Bank Details:
5) Profession, Age And Marital Status:
6) Copy Of your Int'l Passport/Driving license




NOTE : We have mounted our security network to monitor every in-coming calls and emails , if we still find out that you are still dealing with all those fraudsters that have been frustrating you for years , I shall stop and cancel your payment immediately .


i replied:

can i please check that this is real, you can do this by sending me your bank details(i will only take the money i want from your account, which should only be all of it)

can i please also get a rating of 1 to 10 of how stupid you are, 1 being not so stupid and 10 being the biggest cunt i know, im giving you an 11 at the moment