Joke: I Did All That?

Tripleeagle · 08-08-2008, 07:01 PM

After a particularly poor game of golf, a popular club member skipped the clubhouse and started to go home. As he was walking to the parking lot to get his car, a policeman stopped him and asked, "Did you tee off on the sixteenth hole about twenty minutes ago?"

"Yes," the golfer responded.

"Did you happen to hook your ball so that it went over the trees and off the course?"

"Yes, I did. How did you know?" he asked.

"Well," said the policeman very seriously, "Your ball flew out onto the highway and crashed through a driver's windshield. The car went out of control, crashing into five other cars and a fire truck. The fire truck couldn't make it to the fire, and the building burned down. So, what are you going to do about it?"

The golfer thought it over carefully and responded...

"I think I'll close my stance a little bit, tighten my grip and lower my right thumb."

Paper_Chaser · 08-09-2008, 12:47 AM

lol, i like it. Peace

Stolen · 11-21-2008, 03:58 AM

Very nice just wished my friends were here this time lol. Next time they come their looking at a lot of jokes :P

Superlvlan · 12-09-2008, 03:23 PM

HAhaha awesome

The Revolution · 12-09-2008, 03:28 PM

lol good 1 mate

Superlvlan · 12-09-2008, 06:37 PM

Heres one i found:

A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course.

He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer.

His friend says: “Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You truly are a kind man.”

The man then replies: “Yeah, well we were married 35 years.”