Worst Ever Reality Tv

fazzyc · 08-22-2008, 10:18 AM

is this years big brother absolute trash or what?

its finished after this years load of tosh,but heres my idea to save it

right here we post our imaginary BB,housemates youd like to see etc

heres mine,(disclaimer) no offence meant

A fat trucker(also a racist)(from leeds)
A fat northern lass whos always up for anything(ugly)(big jugs)
A ponce from chelsea(scarf around neck,chinos,that sort of thing)
A posh girl(teeth too big)
A normal bloke.
A normal girl(with a secret)
A classy lady(mid 40's)
An old bloke.
An old lady(both must smell faintly of wee)
A tramp.(wee and scotch)
Some kid on an asbo(or chav as they are called)
A girl with 4 kids from 4 fathers from a housing estate.

There you go...12 housemates.

Now...here's the good bit...put them all in a room and let them get on with it.No tasks.No evictions.No security coming in if a fight kicks off.Just film them.

Winner after 12 weeks is the one that the public like best

mossy123 · 08-22-2008, 12:15 PM

Now thats a big brother that i would be intrested in watching lol. Like fazzy said i am not to kean on this years bigb either. I think the only house m8 i like this year is micky he tells it how it is and as for rex and his thick bird jesus he is a proper control freek you can wear this you can not wear that dont look at him look at me what a freek i mean look at this weeks eviction the hole time she has been there she has said i want to go home i dont want to be here then when she gets put up for the public vote she gets pis**d off im like what the hell you dumb blonde b***ch you asked for it. Sorry to any1 that is blonde its just she does my head in lol sorry for the rant just thought i would share my views lmao mossy123

Beelzebubbles · 08-22-2008, 12:36 PM

I've watched two and a bit episodes of Big Brother over the years and all of it bored me to tears. I wanted to gouge out my eyes with a wooden spoon just to make the pain stop. I just don't get it, but I know it's ridiculously popular so I suppose I must be missing something.

I think the best way to liven it up would be to cross it with Battle Royale. I'd definitely watch that series!

Paper_Chaser · 08-22-2008, 03:09 PM

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A normal girl (with a secret)

lol, I spat coffee all over the gaf when i read that. That was flippin funny.

Peace

fazzyc · 08-22-2008, 06:35 PM

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Originally Posted by mossy123

Now thats a big brother that i would be intrested in watching lol. Like fazzy said i am not to kean on this years bigb either. I think the only house m8 i like this year is micky he tells it how it is and as for rex and his thick bird jesus he is a proper control freek you can wear this you can not wear that dont look at him look at me what a freek i mean look at this weeks eviction the hole time she has been there she has said i want to go home i dont want to be here then when she gets put up for the public vote she gets pis**d off im like what the hell you dumb blonde b***ch you asked for it. Sorry to any1 that is blonde its just she does my head in lol sorry for the rant just thought i would share my views lmao mossy123

couldnt of slagged her better myself pal....what an absoulte mong she is