Lol my ex challenged me that he could pick pocket me, then few hours later i couldn't find my phone anywhere in my pocket! Whats worse is that it was in my front pocket, anyways the fool pulls it out before i had a heart attack and was on the floor laughing i nearly started to cry.

That was few years back. Last year i got robbed, was out drinking and a mate nicked my phone whilst i was in the toilets, i dint even realise till i got home i'm still thinking how to get her back!! Any ideas anyone? How bout some rape drug.. Few drops in her drink then leave her in the park to rot for the night as i take off with her bag/purse/money/cards/phone!! Not the first time she stolen from me! Never could prove it though, weird how things only go missing when shes about like digital cams, jewellery and money and stuff!

BTW sorry alot of this is irrelevant to this thread. But when i start, i can't seem to stop lol